February 2011
17 posts
January 2011
15 posts
“Unlike gourmet kettle cooked potato chips, this is not an optional expense.”
– Kendra Srebro, on dental surgery
daytime television
I’ve been at my dad’s house in Connecticut this past week, snowed in with nothing to do and no means of escape, and so I’ve been watching a substantial amount of daytime television. This is something I never do in New York, and now I sort of remember why that is an overall healthy lifestyle choice. There are basically three commercials on daytime television. Each carries...
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ughghghghgh
Don’t get me wrong: I’m really not interested in contributing anything profound to the massive anthology of Internet speculation on what Taylor Swift means to women/feminism/country/music/youth/innocence/freedom/beauty/slouchy hats. All I want is to admit that, for reasons I cannot articulate, I loathe her.
I realize this is probably unfair and ungrounded. Maybe it’s because...
This beats the hell out of "HAGS"
1975 was maybe a more fun time to be a young person.
Or so this actual note I found in my mom’s high school yearbook would have me believe:
“Kathy,
One of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever known, especially in my Spanish class. I loved every day you wore dresses cuz you have dynamite legs and are a nice person to boot.
thanx + love always
Bryan”
Someone just popped my balloon so I slapped him across the face.